ill-mannered mermaid
Basic Bitch's Brew
Basic Bitch's Brew
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Fall Collection
Smells like: spiced pumpkin, sweet caramel.
Everything minus the Ugg boots. Throw on your single flannel and leggings and prepare to be #thankful. If you've ever found yourself in a vest at the orchard or fake excited about the sports, this brew is for you.
*This fragrance is best enjoyed while filtering the shit out of leaf pics.
Sending this treasure as a gift? Your mermaid's got you. I'll pack it up nice and hand-write sweet nothings on your behalf (free of charge). Just reach out with your message and I'll be happy to make it pretty & personal.
Burn Times
Burn Times
10 OZ: 40 hours.
17 OZ: 65 hours.
Materials
Materials
-100% natural soy wax.
-phthalate-free fragrance oils.
-flat, cotton wick.
-10 OZ: matte black cermaic jar & bamboo lid.
-17 OZ: glossy black glass jar & silver metal lid.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping will be calculated at checkout. No returns.
Return Policy: I have a firm no-return policy. In the event that there is an issue with your candle (such as a damaged vessel) please email info@illmanneredmermaid.com with subject DAMAGED TREASURE.
Read the candle care instructions thoroughly before burning your candle. Failing to follow the recommended guidelines may lead to tunneling (aka an uggo candle). Following the candle care instructions ensures that your treasure will burn evenly and reach its maximum burn time.
Dimensions
Dimensions
10 OZ: 4" tall, 3.5" diameter.
17 OZ: 3.63" tall, 4" diameter.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Trim wicks to 1/4" before each lighting. Untrimmed wicks lead to popping, smoking, soot and tall, dancing flames. Trim wicks on cooled candles only.
- To avoid tunneling (an uggo candle), establish a full melt pool every time you burn. (Full melt pool means candle is liquid across the whole surface.) This may take up to 4 hours.
- Use a snuffer to put out flames.
- Maximize the lifespan of your candle by not allowing it to burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Burning for longer periods will lead to larger flames that will cause it to burn down too quickly.
- When not in use, cover with lid to avoid collection of dust and dirt.
- Read and follow the safety instructions on the sticker at the bottom of your candle.
Customer Reviews
This scent is to die for. It pairs perfectly with Hocus Pocus and a pumpkin spice latte. If you’re a basic bitch like me this won’t even need to put a spell on you to
Fall in love.
I couldn’t help it.. I gave this to my sister along with a pumpkin spice latte and a Starbucks gift card for her birthday. The PERFECT birthday gift in the fall. She got a kick out of it. Candle smells AMAZING as always.